Can a space meteor just come and end us all?
The CDC has now updated their guidelines to recommend people wear two masks. They say we should wear a disposable mask underneath a cloth mask but to make sure we can “breathe easily.” Well, I can’t breathe easily, CDC. Can barely breathe easy with one mask on during a flight, sucking in the farts of the passenger next to me, and now you want me to wear two? When does it end?
Soon they will tell us to wear an entire hazmat suit, and I’m not facetious. I’m serious. I’m convinced half of the population would tape their damn eyes shut if the CDC and Lord Fauci say it will prevent Covid.
You know what I’d like to know? How much money are people making in the mask business? I bet a LOT. Are you kidding? A product similar to the iPhone that every person in the world has to do ANYTHING? They would prefer that we suffocate rather than admit they are using us to make money and acknowledge that they actually have no freaking clue what they’re doing.
What are the odds this morphs into them asking conservatives to put a plastic bag over our heads and tape it shut?
