If you have been out of work for over a year and can’t feed your family, the good news is that Mr. Potato Head is now gender-neutral!

Why was this a priority, again?

Mr. Potato Head has always had removable pieces. You can take the mustache off, and it becomes a woman. If you leave the mustache on, it’s a man. (I can’t believe I am typing this out right now.)

CNN reported:

“’Hasbro is making sure all feel welcome in the Potato Head world by officially dropping the Mr. from the Mr. Potato Head brand name and logo to promote gender equality and inclusion,’ the company said.”

…. They really said, “Hasbro is making sure we all feel welcome in the Potato Head world”..? What does that even MEAN?

This past year, businesses have been ruined, livelihoods have been crushed, kids are committing suicide due to social isolation, people froze to death in Texas due to genius liberal-led innovation, the country is extremely divided, and we just involved ourselves in more endless wars. But yes, please, lets pause to focus on the real issue: the mustache on Mr. Potato Head.