Lately, there’s been a stream of break-ins in Hollywood neighborhoods; this includes celebrities like Joe Montana, DeMar DeRozan, Tom Brady, and even an attempt on the notorious Kylie Jenner household. Now I don’t tend to give Hollywood advice because I don’t like most of them, BUT I’ll be nice to them just this once…..

Alrighty, Hollywood, want to make sure you have no more intruders? Here’s my advice:

GET A FREAKING GUN.

A common yet WILDLY effective solution that will ensure NO ONE ever breaks into your house again. In Mr. DeRozan’s experience, the famous basketball player found the intruder in his CHILDREN’S PLAYROOM before he ‘shooed’ him out the door.

HECK NO. There will be no ‘shooeing’ if you break into my kid’s playroom. I can assure you there will only be SHOOTING. Does this sound harsh? Sure, do I care NO.

If by some means a creep, predator, or anyone of that nature thinks they can break into my household and be in my kids’ playroom, their consequences will be met swiftly with my right to bear arms.
If you handle this situation, I can ASSURE YOU; you will never EVER have to deal with it AGAIN.