‘Live, Laugh, Lesbian’ Target Celebrates — Pride Months?

Target released their new pride collection a month before June, which has been declared ‘pride month’
Most people hate it when their neighbors start decorating for Christmas immediately after Halloween, weeks before Thanksgiving, and months before Christmas Day. Well, buckle up, because rainbow-themed dog toys, baby clothes, and t-shits are no longer exclusive to the month of June — pride month is becoming: pride months.
“Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get targets ‘live laugh lesbian’ pride shirt I’ll die.”
@Becky_Franzz on Twitter she/they
Target released the newest edition of its PRIDE collection to kick off the sexual orientation celebration a month early. Some liberals call it “actually iconic,” and others condemn the “rainbow capitalism.” The company has been advertising an annual “Take Pride” campaign for 11 years now and doesn’t seem to be slowing down amid conservative backlash anytime soon.
Of course, it’s no surprise that Target is taking the opportunity to start the party early. The megastore has never been one to shy away from a virtue-signaling opportunity. Target routinely highlights new merchandise around progressive holidays, like having “black-owned” sections in their stores, children’s books on racial inclusivity and equity, and of course, Pride month collections.
Last year, several conservatives gave up on Target altogether after learning that the store would be selling chest binders for gender-confused teen girls. Wearing a chest binder can cause several serious side effects, including respiratory problems, rib fractures, heartburn, infections, scarring, tissue damage, and more. Yet, this form of “gender-affirming” clothing is still recommended by activists, corporations, and global transgender “health” guidelines.
What began with displaying a few rainbow-colored t-shirts has evolved into selling unisex swimwear, body-altering and rib-cracking binders, pride tutus for toddlers, and baby onesies reading “Just be you and feel the love.”
The most shocking item in stores this year is the unisex one-piece swimsuit specially designed for “tucking.” Similar to chest-binding for girls, “tucking” for males allows them to “hide” their male anatomy, in a futile attempt to appear more feminine. Of course, this too comes with several side effects such as pelvic fractures, infections, and severe pain.
Books like “The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish” and “I’m Not a Girl” are marketed by Target stores for children ages 4 to 8 years old, and encourage kids to be true to their “gender identity” — even though some adults may not agree.
Care to do a little history lesson with your budding LGBTQIA+ they/them? Try ‘What Is the AIDS Crisis?’ Target suggests this is perfect for kids between 8-12 years old.
Charlie Kirk — Twitter
The progressive mob quickly transformed from a small minority who simply wanted to be left alone to becoming a group celebrated by every corporation, major media outlet, elected official, and government entity. The group’s radical beliefs about reality will be aggressively touted during commercials, sporting events, in stores, online, in the workplace, and in schools. Target helped make pride “trendy,” just in time for America’s new favorite month-long holiday.