Our sad pop queen has an entire album of country covers coming out, according to CMT, and I’ve never needed to see anything in person so bad. I have an inkling that a country Lana would absolutely KILL. I mean, her whole brand is patriotic and vintage Americana. I don’t care if they say we can have concerts again as long as we socially distance and sit in our own roped-off area. I actually prefer that to being bumped into by some 15-year-old all night. Maybe it will be the one good thing to come out of this pandemic!