Lebron James Tests Positive for Sissy-itis
You’ll never guess what stunt this NBA player pulled this time…
They play for a team that is worth 3.7 billion dollars, but the government gave their team tax-payer money, which was worth $4.6 million.
They LOVE Chinese communism, more so than American capitalism (probably).
Somehow this basketball player is constantly the victim of EVERYTHING (despite being worth around $500 million).
If you haven’t guessed it, I’ll give one more hint:
This player drives around in a $1 million Porsche convertible by himself, with a MASK ON.
You guessed right; it’s Lebron James. The man is driving in an open-air car that can go 100 mph in under 5 seconds and is making sure that he won’t infect those around him. Well, Lebron, I gotta be honest, I don’t think even COVID can fly that fast. (It cannot.)
Who knows, maybe he is trying not to catch bugs in his mouth, I doubt it. This looks like another infectious case of Hollywood trying to appease a toxic culture! The truth is the only disease that Lebron James is going to get in his car is a bad case of sissy-itis.
